TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
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just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
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Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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