Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
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My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
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I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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