what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
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Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
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Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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