When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
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Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
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I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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