I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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