You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
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apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
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The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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