He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
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he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
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I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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