Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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