He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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