Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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