I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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