Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
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Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
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She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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