This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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