So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
honey bunches of taint.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
