I wanna bring you to show and tell
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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