All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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