dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
The police scanner is talking about you again....
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
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I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
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I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Success! We fucked roommates!
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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