WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
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I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
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Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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