Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
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I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
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Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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