I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
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I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
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I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
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