Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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