You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
i dont even know how to be here
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
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Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
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Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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