Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Drunk is not a location!
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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