I wish i was in the wii world.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
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