hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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