please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Randomize