Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
We left an ass print on the piano.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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