your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
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Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
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I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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