I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
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