Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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