HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
whose ass print is on the piano?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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