i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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