there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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