Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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