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I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
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When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
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Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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