my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
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He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
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You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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