party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
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there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Green mimosas i think yes
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
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There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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