How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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