Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
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she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
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Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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