He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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