Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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