be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
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Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
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Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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