Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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