I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
21 Times Karma Showed These People Not to Mess Around
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.