He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
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Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
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library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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