I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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