My room smells like vodka and shame
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
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If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
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Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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