I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
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I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
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Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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