You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Randomize
