No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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