I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
i believe in u and ur pee
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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