So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
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Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
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She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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