There is no way he is gay with that hair.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
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I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
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I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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