after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
she peed on how many people?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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