Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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