Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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